SportSquee March Madness Elite 8: Underdogs Bracket

We here at SportSquee are on the cutting edge of technology when it comes to finding vital information out about our favorite athletes. Our Fly on the Wall has allowed us to eavesdrop on any conversation we feel like. Today, we invited Olympic hero Shaun White and Super Bowl champ Eli Manning to the SportSquee teepee (on the third level of the SportSquee bunker, buried deep in the rolling hills of Wyandanch). Below is a transcript of their conversation.
Editor's note: Yeah, yeah, we're way behind. This is the last of the Elite 8. All polls will close by 12 PM tomorrow.

Shaun White: (laughing)
Eli Manning: (laughing)
White: (giggling)
Manning: (giggling)
Both: (cough)
White: (laughing)
Manning: (laughing)
White: (giggling)
Manning: (giggling)
White: (sigh)
Manning: (sigh)
White: This is really good [tobacco]...
Manning: Really good [tobacco]...
White: Pass me the [smoking implement]?
Manning: Heheheheh... [smoking implement] rhymes with [vernacular for male anatomy].
White: Whoa, it does...
Manning: [tobacco]...[vernacular for male anatomy]...[tobacco]...[vernacular for male anatomy].
White: (coughs)