To promote and further the intellectual discourse concerning hot bitches in the NHL, in response to this post by SportSquee's favorite superhero, Mr. Blogtastic himself, Greg Wyshynski, we asked our faithful readers to submit their personal list of Top Ten Hottest Hockey Players for public consumption and possible humiliation. The rules are that the players are on regular NHL duty, and a reason is given for why the number one is the number one. Please feel free to judge each list harshly in the comments, unfortunately, I cannot accept any more submissions. I have about thirty more lists to publish and I'm leaving the country again soon, so I'm waaay behind. Today's contributions come from Philadelphia Flyers faithful Nadine and Kim.
Nadine is a Flyers fan with an obsession for goalies and a sense of fairness when it comes to populating her list with Flyers.
1. Mike Komisarek (MTL) I'm in an ass-kicking mood today. So, Mike Komisarek is #1 this time. And even though Vinny, Pretty Ricky and Carey should be in front of them, I'm placing my Flyers in the #2 and #3 spots.
2. Martin Biron (PHI)
3. Jeff Carter (PHI)
4. Vinny Lecavalier (TBL)
5. Pretty Ricky: NYI edition
6. Carey Price (MTL)
7. Mikko Koivu (MIN)
8. Max Talbot (PIT)
9. Jochen Hecht (BUF) Editor's note: We've got a late push from Jochen Hecht to make it onto the final Top Ten list. Way to go, Jochen. It's going to be a grudge match with Mikko Koivu.
10. Chris Osgood (DET)
Kim is another Flyers fan, with slightly less restraint when it comes to filling her list with hot Philadelphians.
1. Mike Richards (PHI) What can I say? He is incredibly hot without being a pretty boy (not that there's anything wrong with being pretty). He plays the game with so much character and heart. He hits hard and will fight anyone. Then there is the endearing way he is so humble (saying he shouldn't be an all-star and the Flyer's Captain). And the fact that he would make a perfect husband.
2. Carey Price (MTL)
3. Joffrey Lupul (PHI)
4. Vincent Lecavalier (TAM)
5. Marty Biron (PHI)
6. Jordan Staal (PIT)
7. Scottie Upshall (PHI)
8. Alexander Ovechkin (WAS)
9. Sean Avery (DAL) Editor's note: Um, what?
10. Sidney Crosby (PIT)
Thursday, July 17, 2008
The SportSquee Challenge: Nadine and Kim
Posted by Margee at 9:00 AM
Labels: challenge, hockey, hot bitches, top ten
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8 comments:
Oh, Jochen! I'm so proud! I'm sure somewhere he's drawing lines in the sand with the toe of his sneaker while looking down and blushing.
If I am in the "right" mood, (feeling dirty and slutty) I can agree with the inclusion of Avery. But NEVER ranked any higher than 9, NEVER. Yes, he looks good, he's very agressive, and he's got a GREAT body. *B*U*T* He's just to bizzarly crazy. He so freaks me out.
My baser urges just DO NOT match my brain cells where Avery is concerned.
I'm so glad to see my Carey Price getting some Squee-love :)
All hail Mike & Joffrey!!!
Sean Avery????? Oh right, he's hot!
awwww Lupul...
Mikko Koivu should totally win out. He's much hotter...
Mmmm. Joff. That man is better looking than anyone has the right to. Honestly. His eye lashes do NOT belong on a man. It's not right.
Joff is just yummy.
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