Friday, July 18, 2008

The SportSquee Challenge: Cat and Lani

To promote and further the intellectual discourse concerning hot bitches in the NHL, in response to this post by SportSquee's favorite monk, Fra Blogolini himself, Greg Wyshynski, we asked our faithful readers to submit their personal list of Top Ten Hottest Hockey Players for public consumption and possible humiliation. The rules are that the players are on regular NHL duty, and a reason is given for why the number one is the number one. Please feel free to judge each list harshly in the comments, unfortunately, I cannot accept any more submissions. I have about thirty more lists to publish and I'm leaving the country again soon, so I'm waaay behind. Today's contributions come from Cat and Lani.

Cat is a Dallas Stars fan and smart cookie behind the delightful Untypical Girls.

10. Mike Komisarek (MTL)
9. Marian Gaborik (MIN)
Editor's note: But, but he looks like a potato!
8. Marc-Andre Fleury (PIT)

7. Martin Havlat (CHI)
Editor's note: Like Jochen Hecht, we've got a late bloomer in Martin Havlat, whom I think should have been receiving more votes all along.
6. Rick DiPietro (NYI)

5. Zach Parise (NJD)

4. Rick Nash (CLB)

3. Carey Price (MTL)

2. Mike Smith (TAM)

1. Marty Turco (DAL)
- Sense of humor, good goaltender, and totally hot? Sign me up! When he plays, you see this fire and determination in his eyes that is totally sexy. A lot of non-Stars fans might not see his personality as much, but he's one of the kindest and funniest men on the planet, I think.

Lani is a friend of Calla, but sadly, did not use the term 'hella skewed' in her email.

10. Niclas Wallin (CAR) Editor's note: Definitely a first.
9. Robert Lang (CHI)
8. Eric Staal (CAR)
7. Patrick Sharp (CHI)
6. Brad Richards (DAL)
5. Michael Peca (CLB?) Editor's note: I know you're new to SportSquee, but mentioning Michael Peca's name automatically means you're dead to me. I'm sorry. Corporate policy. He is my most sworn enemy.
4. Justin Williams (CAR)
3. Tuomo Ruutu (NYR)
2. Martin Havlat (CHI)
1. Matt Cullen (CAR) He's got the whole blue eyes, dark hair, perfect skin, probably Irish look goin' on . . . besides that, I just don't know what it is. Pure beauty in the form of a hockey player. Plus he's great on the PP, he's clutch, he's versatile, his smile is fantastic . . . alright, I'm done.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

Finally starting to see some B-Rad love. I was beginning to think I was weirder than I thought.

Life_As_A_Redhead said...

I may not finish this post, because lightning may strike me down.

I CAN NOT think about the words "Hot" and "Marty Turco" in the same sentence. Marty looks EXACTLY like my dad. Exactly.

I agree that he's hot (ducks & cringes). I LOVE the way he plays, and I Love his personality.

BUT DUDE, my dad. Too weird.

Sarah - I agree on Brad. You're not weird. (My mom agrees on him too.)

Bethany said...

Peca is pretty squee worthy.

arrugaoil said...

Havlat has the Zetterdouche look going on..I likey!!

ESunlin said...

No. He doesn't. Zetterberg is WAY hotter. Way way hotter.