To promote and further the intellectual discourse concerning hot bitches in the NHL, in response to this post by SportSquee's favorite yeti, Blog Foot himself, Greg Wyshynski, we asked our faithful readers to submit their personal list of Top Ten Hottest Hockey Players for public consumption and possible humiliation. The rules are that the players are on regular NHL duty, and a reason is given for why the number one is the number one and your number one ONLY. Please feel free to judge each list harshly in the comments and to submit your own via email. Today's contributions come from Calla and KRod.
Calla is a SportSquee reader out of North Carolina and actually used the phrase 'hella skewed' to describe her list. Needless to say, this was awesome.
10. Colby Armstrong (ATL) Editor's note: Big beautiful bird noses RULE!
9. Mike Commodore (OTT) - don't ask. it's odd, but i'm in love with him.
8. David Tanabe (CAR)
7. Trevor Letowski (CAR)
6. Mike Comrie (NYI) Editor's note: Is 'Calla' a code name for Hilary Duff?
5. Jack Johnson (LAK)
4. Eric Staal (CAR)
3. Sidney Crosby (PIT)
2. Kris Letang (PIT)
1. Jordan Staal (PIT)
Oh, Jordan Staal... The man is just gorgeous. The fact he can act like a complete goofball makes him even hotter (which I honestly didn't think was possible). He's an incredible player- all power, grit, and determination. His two-way play has become just RIDICULOUS this year. Also, if you haven't seen them, Nike Bauer has posted a bunch of youtube videos of the Staal boys around Thunder Bay (playing golf a la Happy Gilmore, target practice in the family barn, putting baby Jared on the spot in interviews, et cetera) that make you love them all the more. Any Staal boy is bound to be two things- attractive and a hockey player. Jordan just happens to be THE epitome of stud.
KRod is an Habs fan in Sabres country. I fear for her safety.
10. Mike Lundin, Tampa
9. Milan Lucic, Boston
8. Vinny Lecavalier, Tampa
7. Cam Ward, Carolina
6. Paul Gaustad, Buffalo Editor's note: This might be a debut for Goose in the SportSquee Challenge. And yet, Daniel Briere continues to garner votes.
5. Mike Komisarek, Montreal
4. Andrew Raycroft, Colorado Editor's note: Doesn't Andrew Raycroft look like a pansier Francois Beauchemin? Actually, I'm kind ofsurprised the Beauch hasn't made more lists.
3. Rick DiPietro, NYI
2. Brad Richards, Dallas
1. Carey Price, Montreal: Carey Price is the total package. His boyish looks coupled with his mysterious persona make him one of the best looking men in hockey today. And not to mention, he’s going to be one of the best goaltenders in the league in the years to come. And – anyone who wears the CH is perfectly fine with me :)
Thursday, July 10, 2008
The SportSquee Challenge: Calla and KRod
Posted by Margee at 10:02 AM
Labels: challenge, hockey, hot bitches, top ten
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Jesus, all these east coasters. Gonna have to bust out the google...
I won't ask about Commodore. Sometimes hockey luv just can't be explained. I totally get that.
If you're out and about, give a honk for the Goose! HONK! Gaustad almost made my list but I decided I need one less Sabres so he got cut. I fully approve of his selection however.
Hah, no, "Calla" is not a codename for Hilary Duff. I'm sure she'd at least have him listed at three or so.
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Next to the word STUD in the dictionary, is a picture of Jordan Staal.
Next to the word JAILBAIT they have a picture of Carey Price.
Side note: Isn't it strange, they both made a number 1, and there both 19. One of them looks way older than he is the other one looks younger than he is.
I wonder what that says about all of us.
*ahem* Carey Price is almost 21, thank you :P
And... I myself am 21 ;)
No offence intended Krod. I was refering more to the fact that he "looks" like jailbait personafide. (Hence the dictionary refrence.)
Kacey Kahne is 28 and looks Younger (in my opinion) than Carey Price.
No worries, no offense taken :) He's semi-jailbait, yes. But... wow, is he gorgeous.
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