This pretty lady is pushing the Oilers into the playoff picture.
It is my understanding that Edmonton Oilers winger and franchise man Ales Hemsky really puts the Lawry's on your French fries. To me, he kind of falls into that Patrik Elias category. That is, Hemsky kind of looks like a wide-eyed Smith College freshman embarking on his first candlelit lesbian experience with a butch upperclassman following a particularly rousing Art History lecture on Georgia O'Keefe. With a bit of Malkinface. But that's just me. I don't judge. I mean, I love Marek Malik, for Pete's sake. And wide-eyed lesbian-until -graduation or no, Hemsky has been a rock star for the Oilers, who are refusing to go quietly into the race for the playoffs, despite an injury-gutted roster. Our old friend Dustin Pennersquee is leading the team with 22 goals (shut up, that's still pretty good), freshmen Andrew Cogliano, Robert Nilsson, and Sam Gagner are making noise, and no defensemen have made attempts on the life of goalie Dwayne Roloson. But Hemsky has been he one psyching up his teammates with his damn near possessed play. Well, that, and his gathering his teammates in the lockerroom to chant "This penis party's got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho!" You're growing on me, Hemsky. Now that (my beloved) Dany Heatley replaced his front tooth, I can allow another jack o'lanterned smile into my heart. Just not my harem. But here, Ales Hemsky, is my bra. Here's hoping you rapscallion Oilers finish your fight to the playoffs.
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\o/ Yay, ROLI!!! (Though he did get smushed by Derek Boogaard last night, at least it's not his own teammate.) Hemmer is freaking SMOOOOTH. I'm not quite ready to give up my bra for him yet, but DAMN, kid can skate and stickhandle like no one else.
I'm looking at that picture (specifically his neck) and all I could think was "he's either A) really bad at shaving B) just got in a fight or C) he's a cutter and needs some sort of help."
Hes the type of player that has you on your knees & kissing his feet one minute, then in the custody of the cops cause your ready to kill him the next. With that being said, I still adore his oh sooooo sweet dangly moves. One bra for Hemmer..just not one from Victoria's Secret!
Loser Domi, he got that in a bar fight..someone 'stabbed' him with a broken beer bottle, I think.
AHAHAHHAAAA....
Our old friend Dustin Pennersquee is leading the team with 22 goals (shut up, that's still pretty good)
awww, I heart pennersquee. Though he has yet to write me back. lol.
"This penis party's got to go! Hey hey! Ho ho!"
omg. can you say, knee-slapper? lol.
<3.
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