Hansbrough Eyes (n.)
def.- A condition in which one's eyes take on an overly intense or insane bearing
def.- A condition in which one's eyes take on an overly intense or insane bearing
Usage- "Did you see the Hansbrough Eyes on Paul LoDuca when he was yelling at that ump?" or "Sure he'll take a few shifts off, but every once in a while Eric Staal gets major Hansbrough Eyes and there's nothing that will keep him from scoring a goal." or "So, then Toccara put on some Hansbrough Eyes and went after the Celebrity Fit Club panel like a tornado!"
Origin- NCAA superstar and SportSquee icon Tyler Hansbrough is not only a phenomenal basketball player, he constantly looks as if he just snorted ten lines of coke after eating a chocolate ice cream sundae with Adderall sprinkles, washed down with ten double espressos and an IV of Red Bull. Or like he hasn't eaten for weeks and the basketball is a well-seasoned pork chop. Or like he's a hard-up lacrosse player and the ball is a passed-out freshman. Or like when that chick went nuts on Paradise Hotel and shouted "You wanna MEET ME????!!!" You get the idea.
Famous cases of Hansbrough Eyes- Paul LoDuca, AJ Pierczynski, Donte' Stallworth, Patrick Crayton, Rod Brind'Amour, Dion Phaneuf, Toni Ferrari, Kirstie Alley
Origin- NCAA superstar and SportSquee icon Tyler Hansbrough is not only a phenomenal basketball player, he constantly looks as if he just snorted ten lines of coke after eating a chocolate ice cream sundae with Adderall sprinkles, washed down with ten double espressos and an IV of Red Bull. Or like he hasn't eaten for weeks and the basketball is a well-seasoned pork chop. Or like he's a hard-up lacrosse player and the ball is a passed-out freshman. Or like when that chick went nuts on Paradise Hotel and shouted "You wanna MEET ME????!!!" You get the idea.
Famous cases of Hansbrough Eyes- Paul LoDuca, AJ Pierczynski, Donte' Stallworth, Patrick Crayton, Rod Brind'Amour, Dion Phaneuf, Toni Ferrari, Kirstie Alley
9 comments:
You forgot Brooks Orpik of the Penguins..... that's a mad case if I ever saw one.
"So, then Toccara put on some Hansbrough Eyes and went after the Celebrity Fit Club panel like a tornado!"
While I have not seen actual footage of that myself, I have to say, that's as evocative an example of Hansbrough Eyes as there ever could be.
You sure that's not Wil Wheaton?
Doan gets them too... just in case anyone forgets. :)
WTF? Why has nobody told me about this blog? Awesome.
Not gonna lie, Psycho T is the reason I watch college basketball.
Teka- I've never noticed! Good catch.
Schnookie- You have to see that footage. It's terrrrrifying.
WC- You get a cookie for that one. I never noticed the Gordie about him.
Tracy- Doan totally gets them. I can't believe I forgot him!
Ms. Conduct- Welcome to SportSquee!
Elise- Me too! Psycho T is like the Hannibal Lecter of College b-ball. He's the reason you watch and then you have nightmares.
Business trips suck...I always miss the fun stuff!
A few humble contributions from my "B@d@$$ Mofu Goalie" files
1. Though mentioned in a separate post, Patrick Roy has 'em.
2. Ron Hextall...paging Chris Chelios.
3. Pretty sure Grant Fuhr has a well-developed set.
4. Olaf "Godzilla" Kolzig...the nickname say it all.
5. Ray-zor Emery
6. Scary, ick variety goes to Ed Belfour.
maybe he just hit that crystal meth pipe in the locker room and it straight effin people up
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